How would you feel if the two opposite-sex persons you hate the most - for whatever reason, although seems clear of course why you hate the guy - would suddenly start dating right under your nose?
Yeah, you don't know your reaction, but i put Heaven to go through this(imaginarily, of course) and here's her result.

Ashley, Heaven and the Dude-guy. All the three of them give each other the i-flogged-you look or the you-are-flogging-what-i-already-flogged look or the it-s-between-you-girls look. And then Heaven takes the word:
"Hey Ashley, been through my trash lately?"
"As if."
"is what you would have said if you really hadn't been through my trash.."(totally NOT Heaven's line - she watched himym)
"Girl, don't look now, but there's a green monster on your shoulder dancing..."
"I'm sure there is. And he is whispering - "oh my god, that Ashley girl just cannot dress.."
"You are so low"
"I know. But don't hate me for that. Hate me cuz i flogged your boyfriend"

I'm not sure about the purpose of the post. But it feels good taking out of Heaven some cool lines. And it's a very fun exercise to do in your mind.

Professional advice: Unless you truly believe it, don't try this in real life. Might just prove the existence of the green monster.And don't even think to use flog.

Later edit: I don't have the slightest idea why this post is in English. I think it's those bloody sitcoms.